I am sitting here like some crazed pajama-clad Madame DeFarge watching “Say Yes to the Dress.”
A bride has come back to the store because her fiancé has dumped her, leaving her with a $6000 gown that she can’t wear out to dinner or to prom.
I don’t believe in a litigious society, but I believe I’d be getting my money out of the reluctant and former object of my affections one way or another.
Back to my knitting.
As you were.