It’s only 11:30 and already I’m trying to tamp down the snark.

1. That word definitely doesn’t mean what you think it means.
2. You bitch a lot.
3. I can’t be in charge of everything.
4. I am not the droid you’re looking for.
5. Did you want a second to rethink that?
6. I don’t believe I’d go telling that.

Back to your regularly scheduled activities.