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Party in the attic!

I’ve been hearing noises. About a week and a half ago, I called the fuzz because I was convinced it was a person rattling around outside. Because there simply cannot be animals in my house, aside from the one I … Continue reading

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Ack-Acne

I have a zit the size of Chester, Georgia on my chin. It’s erupting and it looks like where Satan himself is trying to crawl out of me. It’s attached to my central nervous system, so it also hurts. Back … Continue reading

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