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Beware the Ides of March
Man, they weren’t kidding about the Ides of March and the bewarement. I went to the credit union on Saturday and ‘splained about how I was going to need to withdraw a large sum of money from the ATM upon … Continue reading
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And now, the moment of truth
I am having a test packing of my suitcase. Let us pray.
Ignorance and Apathy, all in one spot
Well, here it is, Super Tuesday, and I still don’t give a shit. I’m tempted not to go vote today, because really, I don’t give a rip who’s running on the Republican ticket. They all make me want to vomit. … Continue reading
Crazy Aunt Susan
I taught my niece to say Tanning beds will give you melanoma. Melanoma’s a bad way to die, man.
Even good stress is stressful
I got my hair cut this week. Which is always nice, and fun, because Christine, who cuts my hair, is my friend, and she’s the funniest person I know. Christine and I are a laugh a minute together, and I … Continue reading
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Nasal much?
I get phone calls all day, every day, from people all over the country. Often I don’t understand what they’re saying because they’re from all over the country. I don’t like to say I can’t understand you, so I say, … Continue reading
Lawdy.
Somebody is having a Very Special Birthday. I totally, shamelessly, swiped this picture.
Travel notes
So. I’m going to Rome. Peopled keep asking me how I know what kind of clothes to pack. The answer is I don’t. I don’t have any idea what the weather’s going to be like. I assume it’s going to … Continue reading
That can’t be comfortable
My dog, the lovely Miss Tina Turner, is an opportunist when it comes to a warm spot. I leaned forward for a split second and she leapt behind me, thinking she would sit between me and the sofa. I sat … Continue reading
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