I’m practically gone

Went and had a passport picture made today. It’s better than the last one, but that’s not saying much.

The man who took it told me he’d been to Paris and Rome. Texas and Georgia. Grew up on Amsterdam, right here in Atlanta. Never been anywhere.

I nearly fell out of my chair. Nice little office he had there on Pharr Road, in a little house on an expensive piece of real estate. His clothes looked spendy and I could tell his haircut was a salon job.

I wanted to ask him why he’d never just gotten on airplane and flown the coop, but he was more interested in telling me all the different Visa and passport regulations for other countries, and how every single where was different from every single where else.

His office was full of knick knacks from other places – said his customers came back from places and brought him things. I think he might have had an insurance company on the side, but he didn’t try to sell me anything, and I didn’t ask. Maybe I’ll bring him back a little Pope in a Globe or something.

We’re looking at places to stay and we’re this close to booking one. In the next day or two I’ll start my list of what I’m packing, and it won’t be much, since we’re renting an apartment and will be able to just do laundry right in the middle of the whole shebang.

People have all kinds of advice when you’re going on a trip, but what I really need to know is how to convert the money easily. I’m very good at math, but when I get there, I tend to just go to sea and hand it over willy-nilly, so I suppose it’s a good thing I’m not much a souvenir shopper, elsewise I’d come home flat-busted.

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Today’s Truth

I am not posting a truth for today. I am going to post my own truth.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Internet.

I am mad for all the information at my fingertips and for the ability to find and keep up with people who are important to me. I have met dozens of people that I would never have met otherwise.

But I despise what it brings out in people.

We are taught that it’s not nice to discuss religion and politics, yet on the Internet we are emboldened to say anything we please because we are not within striking distance of our readers.

The Internet seems to make us feel that we have license to to speak without thinking, to write without editing, to fly off the handle, to behave recklessly. It is so impersonal, and yet it is so intensely personal.

An offhand remark from one is a swipe at another. It’s so easy to be passive-aggressive online, and then it’s easy to deny it. And then there’s evidence that you did it.

No one puts pen to paper anymore, save for my dear friend Jennifer, who routinely mails me nice notes on heavy, embossed stationery, and Andy, with whom I have an epistolary relationship.

We offend each other and make it worse by trying to apologize in an email rather than just picking up the phone and saying “I’m sorry, that was a rotten thing to say.”

I just don’t know about this whole Internet thing. I’m pretty sure it’s not going to go bust, though.

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Today’s Truth

There is more to life than increasing its speed. – Gandhi

I really, really like this one.

I’ve always worked in a deadline business, so when I’m not at work, I don’t like for things to be hectic.

I like to make a list of things that I need to get done and work through it, and sometimes when I make my list, I put things on it that I’ve already done, not just so I know I don’t have to do them, but so I can mark them off and feel like I’ve already accomplished something.

So. There you go. Slow down. You’ll get there when you get there.

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What I did for my birthday

I spent the weekend running around picking up things for Sunday afternoon, which is when I was having my surprise party, which I like to throw for myself every year.

Except I forgot to take my birthday off Facebook, so it wasn’t such a surprise.

I like to treat for my birthday, because I have the best friends in the world.

This year the only we had that I actually made myself was pimento cheese, because I make really good pimento cheese. Everything else I ordered and rode around and picked up.

The best thing I picked up was sausage I had made at The Spotted Trotter. It was beyond all reasonable belief.

The best things that showed up were my friends – every single one of them. Some were friends I see practically every day, and some I hadn’t seen in decades.

As the afternoon wound down, we all ended up around the table, laughing and talking and picking at the leftovers.

I wish every one of you could have been here.

It was all just so wonderful, even the part where Tina Turner went walkabout and we had to go out in the rain and drag her bad little self back.

I am blessed beyond measure. I hope you are too.

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Today’s truth

Learn to…be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not. – Henri Frederic Amiel

I think this means the opposite of what the most excellent Micki Wheelus, who I worked with at the Atlanta Journal & Constitution with, said:

If at first you don’t succeed, keep sucking till you do suck seed.

Micki, obviously a pistol, was a former Rockette, and a wonderful person. She taught me and my friend Michael to jitterbug and shag and foxtrot for our friends David and Lisa’s wedding, and one time when I was in dire financial straits, she told me about the payroll advance and saved my tail for me.

When she died unexpectedly, I think the whole paper was in shock. I don’t even know how they managed to keep classified running the day of her funeral, because we were all in Conyers for her service.

But anyway, those are both good pieces of advice, I guess, depending on what you need at the moment.

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Today’s truth

We don’t receive wisdom; we must discover ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us. – Marcel Proust

Last night my head had just hit the pillow and I was out like a light. About thirty seconds later, my eyes snapped open and I remembered I hadn’t posted the truth of the day. I considered getting out of bed and doing it and then I fell asleep again.

I’m in a busy stretch at work and I come home exhausted. I’m about to fall over now and it’s just past nine o’clock.

But about that truth up there. It’s true.

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My imaginary friends

Dooce and her husband, Jon, have separated.

I do not know these people, personally. I have never met them, never been in a huge convention hall and heard them speak on a panel, and likely never will.

But I have been reading their blogs and looking at photos they have taken for umpteen years; they are a regular part of my week-to-week, just like that guy who used to ride the No. 10 bus out of Midtown Station to downtown every morning with me, Art. He had a heart attack and was gone for six weeks. I was worried sick and I had never even seen a picture he had taken.

I’m unspeakably sad about Heather and Jon’s troubles.

Which I guess might sound weird, but there it is.

Many of my closest friends today are people who I would not know were it not for the miracle of modern telecommunications. Many of my oldest friends, people I have known since childhood, are people I keep up with via the Internet. I see my own brothers and sister online more than I do in person.

It’s a big, big world, but the Internet has made it so tiny.

Ah, well. Back to the data mines.

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Today’s truth

Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’s eyes for an instant? – Henry David Thoreau

I find myself saying look! and see? a lot.

I want so badly for others to see what it is that I’m seeing, and I want to see what they are seeing.

Of course it’s impossible, even if you stand in the exact same spot they were just standing in and you stoop down a little or you step up on a Coke crate.

Because it’s impossible I have to remind myself constantly to remember the margin of error.

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Today’s truth

Within your heart keep one still, secret spot where dreams may go, and sheltered so, may thrive and grow where doubt and fear are not. Oh, keep a place within your heart, for little dreams to go. – Louise Driscoll

That’s a sweet thought, isn’t it?

It’s harder to keep up with this daily truth than you might think it is.

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Sometimes I see things

Tonight Grimace and I were tooling back out Ponce when I he snorted and I had to say, “Did you see what I just saw?”

YES!

It was a hooker riding a stolen shopping scooter from Publix, with a cigarette hanging off her lip, wearing a beret.

Where the hell is she going to plug it in when it runs out of juice?

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