Hand to my heart, someone posted this to an etiquette board:
I am a nice Jewish girl. Well, not so sure about the nice part. Anyway……my partner is not Jewish, and her family is quite religious. Of course I don’t celebrate Christmas, but they don’t seem to understand this and buy me Xmas gifts, which invariably I don’t want or need. Would it be rude to tell them not to buy me gifts, but instead donate to a charity in my/our name (s)?
Yes, you dumbass, it would be rude.
Honestly, when the over-the-internet dopeslap is invented, I’m downloading it immediately.
Just like a Slattery 
This popped up on my news feed as well as your response. I let out an audible cheer! For the love of Pete.
I’m just glad I said “snot” instead of “shit.”
MAN, I’d be grateful they accepted me as my partner’s significant other, unlike many parents of homosexual kids!
Ain’t it the truth?