There’s a new iPhone, you know.
I’ve been needing to replace mine, not so much because the new one is cool and you can ask it things like Siri, where should I hide the body?, but because when I press the home button it goes berserk and takes a picture of my lap or the floor.
I’ve been futzing around and not replacing it because I don’t want to go to the mall in all these crowds to do it, but tonight it became abundantly clear that I have to.
Here’s why:
Baby Kilroy
I have to have the new phone because I have to be able to take better pictures on the fly of this baby.
This is Petra, and she takes the cake.
My new phone is on its way now.
Just like a Slattery 
derived by Apple or not, that’s a darn cute baby.
She is so cute, and so cuddly.
She just looks around. She’s paying attention all the time, collecting information.
She’s here, and suddenly the pot’s right.