Every January, I tell myself that this year, I won’t forget to get myself a new calendar at the end of the year, and every December, I rush around and forget to get one.

Then in January, there are calendars on sale all over the place and I hate to pay full price for one, but not nearly as much as I hate having a calendar I don’t like, so I end up not only paying full price for one, but paying for shipping too.

Lord.