I need some yarn.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), I can’t get at any of the yarn I need.

I can’t order it off the internet because I need to see it and touch it before I buy it.

The yarn I need is most definitely not at the Wal•Mart that’s exactly one mile from my house, and it’s not at the Michael’s that’s two miles from my office, either.

This is V.B.