Sleeping all the way through until the alarm clock goes off and not being awakened by pain in my head feels like the biggest luxury in the world.

I feel like I’ve stolen something, and any second now I’m going to get caught on the lam with my eight hours of sleep and a handful of magic beans.

I really can’t believe I’ve been missing this for so long.

My neck is still tired from toting around my head (the human head weighs 8 pounds, you know), but not being awakened at 4:35 every single morning or my life by pain in my head is just craziness.

Plus, you know, my eyebrows look fantastic.