This morning I read a blog somewhere that asked, “What personal accomplishment are you most proud of?”

That question has been like an all-day sucker.

I think I’ve finally decided that it’s my excellent oral hygiene.

When I go to the dentist, he always brings people in and makes them look in my mouth, exclaiming, “See this? This is what a mouth should look like! No recession at all!”

I really thought by this age I’d have done something grand, but there you go.