Today I called to order more contacts. The conversation was neither pleasant nor unpleasant, it was just a means to an end.
After my business was concluded, just before I hung up, I inexplicably said, “I love you” to the gentleman on the phone.
There was a pregnant pause and then we both said, “Uh, bye.”
Now I want somebody to go get my contacts for me.
This is not my first time at the Awkward Rodeo.
I once almost kissed my eye doctor. Who I then never saw again.