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About S.

Reader, writer, talker, knitter, picture taker, tennis player, music lover, Southerner.

My new Cadillac!

Sleeping all the way through until the alarm clock goes off and not being awakened by pain in my head feels like the biggest luxury in the world. I feel like I’ve stolen something, and any second now I’m going … Continue reading

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Botox update

All kidding about the Botox aside, I think it’s working. I’m typing that softly because I don’t want to jinx it. My forehead feels like when you do that dead man’s fingers thing with your friend. It’s my forehead, but … Continue reading

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Fun with Botox

Last Friday at Lynn and Pete’s for dinner, we were talking about the shots I’d had earlier that week and Anya asked what kind of shots. I said, “Botox.” Her eyes got very big and she looked concerned. She looked … Continue reading

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Lisa

Today would have been my cousin Lisa’s birthday. In her honor I am dancing around the kitchen, baking a cake. In her honor I’m singing tunelessly at the top of my lungs. In her honor, I’m wearing my rattiest jeans … Continue reading

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Botox

I do not have lines on my forehead. I did not have them earlier today, either, because I am not a frowner or a squinter. My mother spent the first 18 years of my life saying, “Don’t squint!” or “Stop … Continue reading

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Habits

Once you get in the habit of running your dishwasher every night and emptying it first thing in the morning, you feel a little whack if you skip a day. That is all.

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Gun control

I don’t really want to talk about this, but it appears I’m going to have to or I’m just going to bust. It is shockingly easy to buy a gun in Georgia. You have to go through the NICS (National … Continue reading

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New Year’s Resolutions

I am not a big fan of the New Year’s resolution. I think it sets me up early on for disappointment in myself because I tend to let my big plans (No more dessert! Save $1000 dollars! Cut down all … Continue reading

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Money talks

That money talks, I’ll not deny, I heard it once, it said “goodbye.” Money is not a big deal to me, insofar as I don’t measure my worth or anyone else’s by how much of it they have, and I … Continue reading

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Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future

I don’t care for mediums and middles, never have, so I guess in that regard 2012 was a winner. I went to three funerals, and there were three more I should have gone to. I went to a wedding. One … Continue reading

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