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Urban Farmess

My friend Therra has posters of Elvis in her chicken coop. Because chicks dig Elvis.

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Today’s truth

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. – Robert Brault Isn’t that the gospel? My good and great friend Jackie’s grandmother, the inimitable Mrs. Edwards, died last week. Jackie … Continue reading

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Living like royalty.

Grimace and I are booked to stay in a minor palace in Rome. In Florence we’re staying in the de Medici palace. Let me repeat that. In Florence we’re staying in the de Medici palace.  I know, right? One of … Continue reading

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Ack-Acne

I have a zit the size of Chester, Georgia on my chin. It’s erupting and it looks like where Satan himself is trying to crawl out of me. It’s attached to my central nervous system, so it also hurts. Back … Continue reading

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Who performs mammograms?

Here is a fact for you: Planned Parenthood does not perform mammograms. So don’t go there expecting them to find your breast cancer. What Planned Parenthood will do for you is refer you to a radiology center and pick up … Continue reading

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Today’s truth

Always remember to slow down in life; live, breathe, and learn; take a look around you whenever you have time and never forget everything and every person that has the least place within your heart. You know who you are.

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It’s not all about abortions.

Here, for your edification, are the other services Planned Parenthood provides: General health care services vary by location. They may include anemia testing cholesterol screening diabetes screening physical exams, including for employment and sports flu vaccines help with quitting smoking … Continue reading

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I have a condition.

No, really, I do. I have a rare condition in which my body produces excess cerebro-spinal fluid (CSF) and then can’t throw it off fast enough. It used to be called Pseudotumor Cerebri because it makes your body act like … Continue reading

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This came up in conversation

I don’t particularly like to discuss politics, because people don’t really discuss politics any more so much as they try to convince you their opinion is the only right opinion. Friday night my cousin Lynn and I were guests at … Continue reading

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Today’s Truth is for Jennifer H.

When you know that you’re capable of dealing with whatever comes, you have the only security the world has to offer. – Harry Browne My five bucks is on you, kid. Keep swinging.

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