My brother is here and we were up at the tile store all the way in Dunwoody, which we crawled through traffic to get to.

I happened to mention that it was free doughnut day, because we like doughnuts and hey, free doughnuts!

But he didn’t seem moved about it, so I dropped it.

We went to dinner and we’re back home now.

So I was sitting in my pre-casket and he was sitting on the couch and I said, “Now I want my free doughnut.”

And here is what he said, “I thought you were lying about the free doughnuts.”

Now why the hell would I lie about free doughnuts?