My brother is here and we were up at the tile store all the way in Dunwoody, which we crawled through traffic to get to.
I happened to mention that it was free doughnut day, because we like doughnuts and hey, free doughnuts!
But he didn’t seem moved about it, so I dropped it.
We went to dinner and we’re back home now.
So I was sitting in my pre-casket and he was sitting on the couch and I said, “Now I want my free doughnut.”
And here is what he said, “I thought you were lying about the free doughnuts.”
Now why the hell would I lie about free doughnuts?