Last night I spent the night at Daddy and Maryellen’s, and my little niece, Kara, wanted to spend the night.

I said, “If you spend the night, you’re going to have to sleep with me, and I talk in my sleep.”

She said she talks in her sleep too.

Then daddy said, “If you spend the night here, you’re going to have to sleep with me and Maryellen, and I’m going to put my teeth on the pillow beside you to bite you if you don’t be quiet.”