Author Archives: S.

another bowl of spinach and edamame and red bell peppers and garbanzos and grape tomatoes. Doesn’t anybody have any good French feta around here?

Charmin has been running a commercial entreating us all to enjoy the go. It has cute little bears with toilet paper stuck to their rear ends, which, of course, leads us to think about what we use toilet paper for. … Continue reading →

Really, it’s a diet, just like any other diet. Weight Watchers, that is. As diets go, it’s great and all, but you’re still watching, constantly watching – watching what you eat, watching what you weigh, watching how your pants fit, … Continue reading →

Wednesday evening, I was sitting on the couch with my dog, minding my own business, just like I always do, when I got a terrible pain just under and to the left of my right knee. It hurt like stink. … Continue reading →

We take the paper here at work. The newspaper delivery man used to bring it straight up to the office and place it on the counter, barking out, “NoozePAYpuh!” before he walked back out. His name was Joe. I liked … Continue reading →

Henry Granju, if you don’t know, was the beloved son of Katie Granju, who I do not know (personally), but who is a close friend of a friend of mine. Henry was just 18, and was, by all accounts, a … Continue reading →