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If you’ve been following along, you might recall that back in March I had an incident in which I had to go to the emergency room for a suspected deep vein thrombosis. It turned out to be arthritis, but nobody … Continue reading →

Cold. Coldcoldcoldcoldcold. Cold. It’s going to be below freezing here tonight. I need six dollars because the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow and I don’t want to go out and get it because it’s windy. But I have a firm … Continue reading →

I have a box of them. 365 truths, that is. For 2012, I aim to post one each day. Today’s truth is: An invisible thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread … Continue reading →

2011 is drawing to a close and because I am terribly superstitious, I have been rushing around making ready. I have taken the trash out, gotten money for my pocket, changed the sheets on the beds, cleaned out the refrigerator, … Continue reading →

My godson, Ezra, only knows the last names of his friends who get in trouble a lot. Really, do you need to know the last names of the other ones?

I am sitting here like some crazed pajama-clad Madame DeFarge watching “Say Yes to the Dress.” A bride has come back to the store because her fiancé has dumped her, leaving her with a $6000 gown that she can’t wear … Continue reading →

It being the end of the year and my deductible having been met, I have been busy seeing all of my -ologists. Today was the gynecologist. Inexplicably, the magazines in the outer waiting room at my doctor’s office were limited … Continue reading →

I have to have my license renewed on my next birthday. I happen to have a Very Good License Picture because I had my hair done special for it, and I told that lady to make sure I was smiling … Continue reading →

1. Once you have concluded your business at the mall, unless you have children or elderly people to load into your vehicle, once you have stowed your purchases, start the car and vacate the spot. Do not sit in the … Continue reading →

My friend Susan (one of my friend Susans) has a magnet on her refrigerator that reads Some days it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Ain’t it the gospel?