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Slacker

There’s a new iPhone, you know. I’ve been needing to replace mine, not so much because the new one is cool and you can ask it things like Siri, where should I hide the body?, but because when I press … Continue reading

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A real friend

is one who will, upon hearing your furious rant about someone, simply agree and say asshole.

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Rude questions

Here are questions we don’t ask others: 1. How much money do you make? 2. How much did that cost? 3. How can you afford that? 4. Have you lost weight? 5. Who did you vote for? 6. Are you … Continue reading

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Black Friday

I’m not going. I’m specifically not going because I think it’s somehow wrong to take a family holiday away from an entire segment of the population that makes somewhere in the neighborhood of $8 an hour. More and more stores … Continue reading

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Raised by wolves!

Hand to my heart, someone posted this to an etiquette board: I am a nice Jewish girl. Well, not so sure about the nice part. Anyway……my partner is not Jewish, and her family is quite religious. Of course I don’t … Continue reading

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Things I hate

Yesterday I had to make an appointment for my mother to see a specialist here in Atlanta. Before seeing the specialist, she has to have an MRI. Take my word for it that I am fully authorized to make these … Continue reading

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Update to previous:

I just booked a room in Rome. Now I just need a great fare to get me there.

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Go.

I am feeling so pulled to go somewhere that I’ve signed myself up for notifications from airlines for good rates. I’m just waiting for one to pounce on. I’ve made a hotel reservation I can cancel in Rome, but I’m … Continue reading

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Rolling stone

I need to go somewhere. On a plane. Where the people don’t sound like I do. And the food is different. There’s a sale on tickets to Ireland. I’ve never been there, and according to ancestry.com, I might have relatives … Continue reading

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