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McDonald’s offers free breakfasts to kids taking the FCATS (Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test) and the AIMS (Arizona’s Instrument to Measure Standards test), among others. The breakfast consists of an Egg McMuffin and small milk or orange or apple juice. And … Continue reading →

I need to know, because tax day is right around the corner, and I need to know further how this affects me, on account of I haven’t done my taxes yet. I need to just sit down and grind them … Continue reading →

another bowl of spinach and edamame and red bell peppers and garbanzos and grape tomatoes. Doesn’t anybody have any good French feta around here?

Charmin has been running a commercial entreating us all to enjoy the go. It has cute little bears with toilet paper stuck to their rear ends, which, of course, leads us to think about what we use toilet paper for. … Continue reading →

Really, it’s a diet, just like any other diet. Weight Watchers, that is. As diets go, it’s great and all, but you’re still watching, constantly watching – watching what you eat, watching what you weigh, watching how your pants fit, … Continue reading →

Wednesday evening, I was sitting on the couch with my dog, minding my own business, just like I always do, when I got a terrible pain just under and to the left of my right knee. It hurt like stink. … Continue reading →

We take the paper here at work. The newspaper delivery man used to bring it straight up to the office and place it on the counter, barking out, “NoozePAYpuh!” before he walked back out. His name was Joe. I liked … Continue reading →

Henry Granju, if you don’t know, was the beloved son of Katie Granju, who I do not know (personally), but who is a close friend of a friend of mine. Henry was just 18, and was, by all accounts, a … Continue reading →

…a gentleman I was having relations with sent me an email one morning that read, “I saw you at Kroger last night.” I responded, “You did? Why didn’t you say something?” He said, “I nodded.” He was confused when I … Continue reading →

I’m actually more interested in the three ugly girls.